Men,
We women do not care about the ugly-ass sweater you bought just to show off to us. We have better things to be excited about, like you thinking we are useful and even pleasant inside the house. Gee, it makes us beam just to know you won't be hauling us up a cliff when we secretly want to hurl you off of one. Because, let's face it, women are such a drag on a mountain. So you go ahead and show off that warm, hand fashioned sweater you bought for yourself. Show it off to your mountain buddy because isn't he the one you want to look good in front of anyway? On the level!
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